CONTACT
THE GATEKEEPER

I'm busy drinking. But if you have a legitimate question, I might respond.

EMAIL

For general inquiries, product support, or VIP access questions:

[email protected]

WHAT TO EXPECT

  • •Response Time: 24-48 hours. Maybe longer if I'm drinking.
  • •Product Support: If you purchased a product and didn't receive it, email me with your order number.
  • •VIP Access: Use the Google Form on the pricing page. Don't email me directly for this.
  • •Media/Press: I don't do interviews. Don't ask.

WHAT NOT TO ASK

  • ✗"Can you recommend a bar?" — Buy the guide.
  • ✗"Can you come with me?" — No. Buy the VIP access if you need an introduction.
  • ✗"Is Golden Gai worth it?" — If you have to ask, it's not for you.

"I'm not customer service. I'm a drunkard who knows every door. Set your expectations accordingly."

— The Insider